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This is pretty funny:


Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom said Tuesday that Israel will seek a seat on the UN Security Council for the first time, another sign of Israel’s improved ties with the United Nations. Shalom told the General Assembly that a seat on the most powerful UN decision-making body would help Israel “take its rightful place, as a country with full and equal rights in this institution.”

To be totally precise: that will happen when hell freezes over.