Iran has now taken to randomly arresting people just to make it look like they’re doing something to protect their nuclear installations. But try to wrap your mind around the Orwellian kaleidoscope that is this:
Earlier this month, the Intelligence Ministry said it had arrested a spy who had been pretending to work on nuclear centrifuges in order to cast doubt on Tehran’s recent agreements to suspend such work.
Scene: Super secret, impossible to penetrate Iranian nuclear facility
Well-meaning Islamofascist nuclear inspector: “Hey, how’d all these centrifuges get in here?”
Eager energy providing Islamofascist nuclear worker: “Uhh… I dunno boss. I’ve been busy providing safe, clean energy to our Great Voting Republic all day”
Well-meaning Islamofacist nuclear inspector: “And hey, what the hell is that guy doing working on those centrifuges?!?! GET HIM OUT OF THERE! He’s going to ruin our dream of not nuclearizing!”
Iran is so not nuclearizing that they’ve put their air force on alert to protect all those non-nuclearizing nuclear sites.
